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The anxiety you feel before posting or tweeting something you are not sure you should be, or posting something that is so important (for an organization for example) that it makes you very anxious.
I really want to post this, but not sure whether I should or not. I have total sma (Social Media Anxiety)...
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A Social Media Marketing Agency is a sort of an Advertising Agency specialized in Social Media Marketing.
www.socialmediamarketing-agency.com is an example of a Social Media Marketing Agency
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The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.
Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!
Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).
It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.
J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?
J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?
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Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."
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When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.
She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.
A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.
Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."
Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."
Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"
Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."