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Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022


software fascism

software fascism describes the process of a piece of software actively engaging into pushing better alternatives out of the competition by creeping into spaces far outside its actual purpose and by making said spaces dependent on itself.
Eventually it leads to it being not replaceable by the better alternative and people are forever stuck with that garbage.

Sysadmin 1: Damn my servers are running like shit!
Sysadmin 2: Yea thats because you have let that garbage of systemd into your distro and now all of your applications depend on it due to software fascism and you are stuck with it forever.
Sysadmin 1: No one could have seen that coming.
(Terry Davis turns around multiple times in his grave)

by BieHDC February 8, 2019


lil software

lil software is the fucking best beat producer in world.

Fucking lil software is so good

by Ur anus yeet 123 July 1, 2020


Web Based School Management Software

Influence of technological development has totally changed our lives, especially in previous decade. This technological development has also affected education, which is, indeed, the basic constituent of a successful human being the fact that there are few exceptional cases. However, apart from the latest learning techniques that technology did bring in our society, the revolution of technology has done its noticeable in making the management of educational institutions much simpler, that too in an unprecedented way. The major method for such a simplification is the use of a web based school management software or school ERP systems, which would possibly help the school management in tremendously increasing the pace of management of an educational institutions. Actually, web based school management software is an integrated set of software modules and another parts for simplifying the management of an educational institutions.

Our school needs a web based school management software.

by IFCON SchoolPro January 28, 2016


Software Price Inflation

Software Price Inflation is when a price of a software or application rises due to the raising amount of the software piracy for that specific software. Companies do this to make up for lost revenue

You can calculate it by comparing its price when it was first released and seeing how much it has risen in % until present day.

"The Software Price Inflation on this game is huge wtf"

by Your Moms Cannabis Addiction June 21, 2021


gearbox software

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024


honeygarlic software

honey garlic software is very thick and should like graysen bradley no homo....

please accept this urban dictionary plz just for the memez

"HoneyGarlic Software is the best"

by gb1235 November 19, 2019