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A kid (usually black) that wears the same pair of Air Force ones for 5 years straight. He looks like kodak, and walks around like he doesn’t know where he is half the time. He’s a great topic of conversation and is obsessed with girls. He also usually has a man crush, and in some cases can end up following him around like he’s his dog.
Jace:Bro solomon do you think caitlin is hot?
Solomon: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG brooooo caitlin is SOOOOOOOO hot bro she’s is like bro she is like so hot bro oh maaaa goddddd like I sweada gooooodddd bro they donttttttt knowwwwwww it’s clipppppp.
(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
When you haven't showered in a couple days-
"Damn Bro, I'm smelling like a total Solomon right now."
Solomon
A hilarious boy who knows just what to say to make you laugh, and can carry on a conversation for years. Solomon allso has a massive cock and can down 4 pints of beer simultaneously under 3.2 seconds. Solomon allso has been seen to head butt one man and all the other men in that saw it woke up with a headache the next day.
1)Hey that's solomon
2) oh shit hide ya beers.
Somebody who makes you feel like the most beautiful person in the universe, he will make you fall so deeply in-love you forget who you are, then he'll get mad at you for not knowing who you are and destroy you all over again, Solomon will only ever leave you heart broken and forcing yourself to rebuild yourself while not letting yourself feel because you don't want to care that your alone but you alone.
You: "I really loved you Solomon"
Solomon: "Whatever, leave me alone."
Solomon is the type of guy to fall in love with a girl named Aaliyah and ruin everything
“Oh yeah Solomon liked Aaliyah”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
Solomon is the type of guy to fall in love with a girl named Aaliyah and ruin everything
“Oh yeah Solomon liked Aaliyah”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”