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Listening to an amazing song for the first time ever, and all you can do is sit there with your mouth open and hope it goes on forever.
Person 1: WOW, I just listened to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin for the first time ever! The solo was ****ing amazing!
Person 2: Yeah, I lost my song virginity to that one a long time ago...now I just sleep for 6 minutes and wait for the solo.
A person who dictates what song you will listen to without giving the choice of if you want to listen to it or not ...
Normally found on buses or by inconsiderate people in a closed space with other people and normally in conjuction with the loadspeaker feature in their mobile phone.
Example: -
Person 1: - Hey can you hear that guy at the back of the bus?
Phone: - *thud* *thud* *bang* *mutter*
Peraon 2: - yup ... could you turn it off please?
Phone: - *thud* *thud* *bang* *mutter*
Person 1: - god he's such a song nazi
Person 2: - I know OO
a folk song with magical revival and stamina boosting powers, shrouded in mystery, and song by homeless people to give them sustenance and energy. it's lyrics and tune are virtually unknown to non-homeless people. however, it is generally believed that homeless people softly sing it to themselves right before taking a homeless jizz.
"Damn im so fuckin hungry right now...i wish i knew the song of the homeless."
To binge on a song or artist.
The act of repeatedly and obsessively listening to a particular song or artist over a relatively short period of time. Periods of song binging are followed by extended periods of skipping the certain track or artist, leaving them unplayed.
girl: omg, im so bloody obsessed with fall out boy's new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive played it 84 times in the last 24hrs!!!
guy: stop song binging and go listen to other shit for once.
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A song that everyone loves and sings, but no one actually knows the lyrics to.
They'll mumble along, or sing something that sort of sounds like the lyrics. Sometimes they'll actually believe what they invent.
But most of the time they won't admit they don't really know the lyrics.
Girl 1: In When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls, are they saying "I wanna have boobies," or "I wanna have groupies" or what?
Girl 2: Sweetie, no one knows. That song is such a singalone song!
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1st version 'White Girl' version:
" Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, Bacon, Grits, SAUSAGE
Ima' skinny bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta fat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta flat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
Wake up in the morning and i eat that SAUSAGE
Ima' red head but i still take the SAUSAGE
Ima' gay nigga but i still take SAUSAGE
White girl swag and ima' take your man SAUSAGE
Uhhhhhmmmhhmm SAUSAGE
White and im thick but you know i take the SAUSAGE
Yea i read books but they all about SAUSAGE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUSAGE
I like girls can i still take the SAUSAGE"
2nd version:
"Everybody say sausage to keep that shit goin'!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch I wanna fuck her SAUSAGE!
She want my grits and my eggs and my SAUSAGE!
Put some fuckin' syrup on my goddamn SAUSAGE!
Give me that bitch, I know you wanna lick my SAUSAGE!
Walk in the hotel room, you see my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch to come lick on my SAUSAGE!
I got your bitch and she wanna get my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!"
Hey i bet you cant rap the sausage song as fast as i can!
Bet!
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A song about Narwhals.
Very, odd.
narwhal song:
narwhals, narwhasl, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narhwals, swimming in the ocean, very big and very white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn, they've got kick ass facial horn, they're the jedi of the sea
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