Sour loser

Sour loser means when someone is angry about losing and doesn't take it well, taken from the phrase sour grape and is pretty similar to sore loser

You're just being a sour loser because you lot to a 4 year old

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sour skittles

a discreet way of calling someone a lesbian without offending them, refers o a female who likes a female

she eats sour skittles

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California Sour

Type of Marijuana known for its characteristic red tips.

"Bro, I got completely baked off that California Sour."

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Sour Pussy

Pussy that has gone sour through not being pounded. Without use the enzymes inside the vagina being mixed up by a good pounding the vagina will go off and cause a general souring of the pussy and surrounding tissue (woman).

Women most at risk : Rich, old, birds.

Sour Pussy Sufferer : The service was sub-par and the food here is atrocious, no one will ever eat at your restaurant… oh my, oh dear.

Restauranteur : I’m sorry your husband is off with some twenty year old. Nuff said. <Insert high five with nearest 20 something year old male>.

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Sour MILF

MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) that you wouldn't or a Cougar that has seen better days. Basically any MILF or cougar who obviously believes that she is the shit, when in fact that is what she looks like.

Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small

Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.

Janice Dickinson used to be the shit, now she's just a washed up sour MILF.

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sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

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sour chew

Slang for "How are you?"

poopguzzler21: Hey nukka
incestation: yo, sour chew?
poopguzzler21: gr8 doin ma thang chilz wif da homesies
incestation: dude, stop typing that way...