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Southern Wells

A shit hole school, buried in between cornfields on the corner of 900 south and 300 west. This dump has a Poneto address and you will never hear about this school until one of the kids snap and kills every student in attendance... all 300 of them. Students vary from the typical alcoholic city slickers to beach nut chewing cowboys. There is very little female potential at this school.

dude 1 - hey man aren't you the kid from Southern Wells?

dude 2 - what the hell is a Southern Wells? I'm from Bluffton.

by mylifeisbrofanboy April 28, 2011

34πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


southern fairy

A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.

I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.

by Ronnie121 June 6, 2007

160πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


southern twang

a lovely tone that makes all the words go down smoother


She speaks with a fine southern twang.

by birdlaunch7 April 4, 2009

43πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Southern Cocktail

A lesbian sexual act that involves one partner inserting a dildo deep in her ass so that most of the end sticks out. Then while inside her ass, the girl with the dildo has intercourse with the other female partner facing backwards so the intercourse is butt to vagina with large thrusts.

My lesbian girlfriend gave me a sweet Southern Cocktail last night. It was a unique experience for me.

by Dr.JPC September 6, 2010


Southern Blues

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Southern Comfort and 1/2 blueberry schnapps

May I please have two shots of Southern Blues?

May I please have a Southern Blues "on the rocks"?

by One Mean Hombre January 6, 2010


Southern Pacific

An overrated California railroad that struggled financially until they begged Union Pacific to buy them, even though many people who simp for them deny this

β€œHOW DARE UNION PACIFIC REPAINT AN EX SOUTHERN PACIFIC UNIT” -Generic foamer from Redwood City California

by JulianRailroad November 5, 2021


southern traitor

A phrase used by the yankees during the civil war for betraying the rest of the country.

Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
(I just realized this song doesn't have southern traitors in it lol)

by justryingtolive667 June 17, 2021