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red sox

shit team that got sweeped ina 5 game series by the best team in the world, the yankees

Johnny damon plays much better for the yankees than the red sox.

by James Mcgriffenbrown August 26, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

Simply put, a mediocre baseball team but no match against the Yankees, successfully putting them down time after time. Im not a Yankee Fan or a Sox Fan, i live in San Franciso and this is the truth.

Sox can beat other East Teams except the Yankees.

by gmoney October 17, 2003

55๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

a team that always finishes 2nd in the AL East to the New York Yankees, it's gunna be another 100 years til they win another 1. the red sox basically blow.

Joe: Did the yankees really beat the red sox 5 times this weekend?

Dan: Yeah they destroyed them.

by joey dizzle August 31, 2006

76๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.

Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(

by weregopher February 26, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

A baseball team thats for real. They dont take steroids and have better looking players than they gay ass yankees. Johnny Damon, Kevin Millar, Manny, Tim Wakefield...there all sexy. There is absolutly no one on the Yankees who is sexy. there all ugly suns of bitches. Boston is better than New York anyways, New York has wanna be gangsters and people who walk around saying, "I kill you motha fucka" where as in Boston people are actually smart and know who to play sports and win games without taking steroids and even though we just won a world series in the last 86 years, it doesnt matter that we won in 1918 because we have won the most recently.

The yankees are fake pieces of shit

by Red Sox Fan June 18, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


red sox

a team that spawns thousands of fans who just dont like the yankees and who half of them wont live to see the next boston world series victory in 86 years

there is no curse red sox just sucks
1918
2004
2072(maybe without buckner)
2090

by 5 game sweep August 23, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

The Boston Red Sox is a Major League Baseball team from Boston (obviously) Massachusetts. They are one of the most dirty, underhanded, sore-losing teams in all the world. Time and time again, they lose to the superior team known as the New York Yankees, (aka Bronx Bombers, boys in Pinstripes,) which also happens to be the most storied and successful team in the world. The Red Sox constantly complain that the Yanks have a high salary, yet i see it written nowhere that the Yankees are forbidden from using money. We're rich, you're not, so what? SUCKS FOR YOU, THATS WHAT. BOSTON SUCKS, LETS GO YANKEES, winning the AL East Division 10 years in a row and counting!!

David Ortiz and Boston: hey, even though i dont field, cant win a gold glove, cant win the silver slugger, and hit less home runs than Alex Rodriguez doesnt mean i shouldnt have been the AL MVP.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.

David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me

by Yankees Rule December 30, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž