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Noun - The type of feces that occurs when a particularly hairy man's ass hairs bind after a hot day or sweaty workingout. Upon going to the washroom, it creates a grater-like effect when expelling fecal matter. The bound hairs proceed to shread the outgoing turds into spaghetti like strands, creating Shit Spaghetti. Particularly evident in Italian men.
"Dude, that hairy guy over there just dropped a load of shit spaghetti into the john and forgot to flush."
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A physiological phenomenon that usually occurs while descending a mountain after hours of strenuous hiking, where the legs become very sloppy, fatigued, and uncoordinated, thus resembling either brittle, or well boiled pieces of spaghetti.
"Oh-man, I got the Spaghetti Legs, this hike was harder than I thought!"
"I think it's time invest in some trekking poles to help with these Spaghetti Legs!"
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What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?
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Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.
Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti
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The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
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jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh
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A female who is straight until she is wet.
That bitch is a spaghetti lesbian. (Spahghetti is straight until you cook it by getting it wet)
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