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They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.
A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:
"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"
"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"
"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."
Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt
Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.
Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.
Home address includes model of the trailer home.
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When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
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Put a Spartan inside the Falcon and yeet the fucking Falcon out of the Frigate
"Ayo I'm bout' to do The Spartan Drop"
where your bangin a chick from behind and right before your about to cum you pull out and hell SPARTA!! and ram it back in her
"i gave that ho the spartan spear last night , i really showed he what is was like in 300 A.D."
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When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.
Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”
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The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.
After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.
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fingering a chick and making it bleed like a stuck pig
i spartan fingerbanged that chick all night long. now i need new sheets.
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