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Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.
Betty/Bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits I gave you last night.
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Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.
Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
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The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.
Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.
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Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.
"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
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Very tight, compressing pants that deplete your seamen count.
"Dude, that guy had some major sperm killers on at H&M"
A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose
Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off
One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.
Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.
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