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quirky spinach

Marijuana, jazz cabbage, weed.

Hey lets smoke some quirky spinach.

by Felixthecaty June 3, 2022


Spinach burger

When somebody who has recently eaten spinach vomits and shits out spinach at the same time. They proceed to eat any intact spinach leftover

OMG did you see George last night, he did a spinach burger in the bathroom!!

by Bonkey234 February 6, 2023


Gaming Spinach

Weed

Whenever you need to git gud quick just smoke that gaming spinach.

by velle February 5, 2021


Spinach dip

A spinach dip is when you mix spinach with cum in a bowl and then the other (or yourself) then takes the bowl and dips a chip in it and eats it

Hey babe could you pass the spinach dip

by Bid dick dill November 29, 2020


Wiggy-Ass Spinach

That bomb-ass dank-ass from down up north.

"Yo dawg, can I get a nickel bag?"
"Of course homie, you want OG Kush or that Canadian Wiggy-Ass Spinach?

by Egg Nogma January 9, 2021


popeye spinach

a slang term for marijuana as referenced in the song 'fast', by ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐‘’๐’ธ๐‘œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ž๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’น.

"She want a hit, I'm rollin up, got that Popeye spinach" -๐’ฎ๐“Š๐‘’๐’ธ๐‘œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ž๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’น

by NelsonDreadnot July 9, 2021


spinach

A disgusting slimy-soggy acridly-bitter green produced by cruel-hearted farmers who smirkingly collude with equally-sadistic parents in an effort to torture our nation's youth. Same goes for broccoli, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, fiddleheads, beet leaves/stalks, and any other horridly-unappealing chlorophyll-rich garden-crap that causes otherwise-normal youngsters who are unfortunate enough to be presented with said revolting unpalatables to prematurely contemplate suicide.

There are so many alternative foods and dietary-products --- especially with modern-day knowledge/technology --- that children could be fed instead of spinach and other horrendously-yucky leafy-greens! And in any case, of course, contrary to what kiddie-health-obsessed parents try to convince their tearful little ones, it has NOT ever actually been indisputably proven that these disgusting comestibles truly "add color to your cheeks" (Who wants green cheeks?!) or otherwise create a significant improvement in every growing child's development, especially if --- again --- said youngster eats an otherwise healthful diet which avoids โ€œjunk foodโ€ and includes also-nutritious-and-much-more-palatable veggies like lettuce, peas, beans, carrots, corn, etc.. Plus his being forced to choke down such fear-of-mealtimes-producing distastefuls can also have a seriously-negative --- and completely opposite from the desired --- effect, as well... just like da proverbial child who โ€œwas drugged as a child --- my parents โ€˜drugโ€™ me to church", the agonized youth may in fact NOT โ€œlearn to like itโ€, but will instead become so agonizingly sickened and โ€œturned offโ€ from "healthy eats" that he will secretly decide to totally shun any and all consumption of green vegetables just as soon as he is no longer under someone's authority, and so he therefore may eventually become a complete "meat 'n' potatoes man" with clogged arteries and a "built-in writing-desk", if ya know what I mean!

by QuacksO November 20, 2018