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Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...
Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.
When a bowl movement causes anal stinging
That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.
I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.
it's when you get something stuck in your dick
Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter
The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.
Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”