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The act of turning up unexpectedly
Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption
When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.
Let's be a bit spontaneous
Just say Yes to going swimming
It was spontaneous but I went swimming!
This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.
Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.
Not Senzela
Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.