ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro
busting a surprisingly immediate nut
I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
The act of turning up unexpectedly
Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption
Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.
Let's be a bit spontaneous
Just say Yes to going swimming
It was spontaneous but I went swimming!
This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.
Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.