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A shower tap with a sprinkler nozzle. Efficacious in reducing water usage. Nozzle apertures are set far apart to reduce aperture to surface area ratio. Also comes with adjustable nozzle head as well as aperture size. Excellent for large families.
A sprinkler nozzle is people friendly, water friendly and gives a good needle massage on the back
When you slit your wrists and spin causing a blood or death sprinkler.
boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”
When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.
“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”
When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she squirts and you pull out and run under it like a sprinkler
Yesterday I just did the Alaskan sprinkler with my girlfriend
When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat
My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.
Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!