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Butt Spud

A SHORT BLACK GAY MAN WHO GIVES UP HIS ASS FOR ANY COLOR COCK

NIGGAS A BUTT SPUD, STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017


Spuds MacKenzie

That dog who drinks a lot of beer.

Beer makes you cool, like Spuds MacKenzie.

by Curt Crawford October 13, 2004

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


spud water

The the sex liquid produced from masterbating before full puberty is reached. The resulting liquid isn't thick and creamy like normal spunk but thin and pale like the water you peeled your potatoes in. Pronounced: Spud Watta.

Bloke 1: "Do you remember when you first started wanking?'
Bloke 2: "Yeah, all that came out at the end was some milky piss!"
Bloke 1: "You know that's called Spud Watta don't you?!"
Bloke 2: "HA HA, No, never heard of that before, that's well fucking funny! HA HA!"
Bloke 1: "I know, HA HA!"

"Paul was trying out wanking for the first time but all he could produce was spud water"

by Industrial Grit November 7, 2013

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mud-Spudding

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

by Thahash March 3, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Spud Sex

Having sex inside of a giant potato/model of a potato.

First said by Irish YouTuber jacksepticeye in his Minecraft video titled, "I Built an UNLIMITED XP Farm In Minecraft - Part 30".

"It's called Spud Sex. It's where you have sex, inside a spud."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato July 20, 2020


Spud

A name for someone who is a scottish pervert.

Spud liked to look at ladies boobies, as he is the skid mark on the underpants of the 10 tonne man

by Mr UnImpreza July 11, 2010

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


spud rubble

When buying Fast Food, the French Fries that fall out of their container and into the paper bag. Also known as: Bag Fries

Hey, are you gonna eat that spud rubble?

by Candace Thackerson May 5, 2005

38πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž