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1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick
Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.
When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”
a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension
(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer
The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)
Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.
A two thumb foot rub predominantly on the arch of the foot.
Sweetheart, my feet are so tired. Can I please have some squeezers?
When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.
Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.
Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"