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Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.
Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?
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When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.
“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”
his really handsome gets all the octopussy
handsome squidward gets all the octopussy
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Something that SpongeBob says to annoy Squidward in the episode "Employee of the Month". You can usually annoy Squidward on "Annoy Squidward Day", which is on either January 15 of February 15.
Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.
Squidward Testicles is Gay
Squidward Testicles is Gay
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When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
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the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.
“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”