The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
66π 7π
Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.
Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.
4π 1π
Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"
The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong
Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?
A close friend or ally who decides to date your crush and decides not to tell you about it, but you find out through your crush.
I dont want tracy to be a back-stabber man, but were dating now. She plans on not telling you so dont tell her we had this little conversation.
Switching up on a loved one with no reasoning behind it after love and trust has been built
That new girl isnβt your real friend I heard she was a back stabber to her old friends
Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,
Friendly fire
Firing on Americans
Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime