Keester Stash

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass


Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..

You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.

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stash can

Something you use to hide your weed. Factory made items designed to look like everyday items. Can be anything from a Pringles can to a bottle of Clorox bleach.

Dude, is that a real Dr. Pepper or is that a stash can?

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Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"

That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.

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hitler stash

After sexual intercourse, when you stick your finger into your anus and rub it under a girl's nose so it looks like a hitler mustache.

I totally hitler stashed karen after that crazy sex last night.

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trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

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Snack Stash

The act of hiding an M&M, Reese's Piece, Skittle, or other small candy in one's belly button with the intent of saving it for consumption at a later time.

Whoa... Dude, when I was cleaning out my belly button and looking for lint, I found a Snack Stash! Yes! And it's a grape Skittle too!

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finger stash

The act of tattooing a "cartoon-ish" moustash on the inside of your index finger and then holding the finger to your upper lip

Ivana: Did you see what "Chico" has tattooed on her finger?

Dirk: Yeah, a finger stash!

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