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stir the chocolate

During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.

Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.

by Slick Dizzy September 13, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


stir crazy

stir crazy / stur crazy:

Fits of soul-sucking boredom often accumulated with those who do not have a life. See: internet and porn.

'I'm going stir crazy at home, man.'

by I AM BOB! April 20, 2009

69๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


stirring iron

Another name for a teaspoon, which stirs a cup of tea.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.

I put some sugar into my cup of tea and I need to stir it, so I ask another person to pass 'the stirring iron', so I can stir the sugar into my tea.

I need a stirring iron to mix .......

by Aussie born European July 26, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


stir fry

A song by (Migos) that is not easily understood but has a nice vibe and is enjoyable.

girl: have you listened to stir fry?

guy: yeah, i like the song, i just can't rap it because i cannot understand them!

by blah_.blah_.blum_. February 4, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


stir it up

when a dude is banging a girl instead of just back and forth boring thrusts he rotates his hips in a circle and "stirs it up"

come on baby stir it up

by tbabie April 10, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cherry Stirring

to finger a girl while she's on her period.

One time this drunk girl didn't tell me she was on her period when we were hooking up, I didn't care so I started cherry stirring her.

by medusaaf July 4, 2015


shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017