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A terrible pain caused by running which usually results into very painful moans and crying. Its like a terrible cramp but about 20x worse. It usually occurs in the area below your stomach and feels like all of those organs are about to explode which impedes you from running. It usually takes a while to go away but it will slowly get better.
While Running
Sarah: OWWWW AHHH
Julie: What's wrong?
Sarah: My stomach hurts so bad! AHHH I can't run anymore it hurts so bad!!!
Julie: Maybe you just have a cramp
Sarah: No this is worse than a cramp! I just can't run anymore!
Julie: Oh ouch I think you have a running stitch, you better just sit out for a while
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keeping your mouth shut no matter what
Don't tell the cops! Keep it stitch lip!
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A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?
When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.
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A nice way of calling someone a stupid bitch. By reversing the first letters of the words, it is unlikely they will figure out what you are really saying and will give you a blank look.
Boopid Stitch! Have a nice day!
*blank stare in response* Thank you!
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Cold hard cash. money oil gold
1.Man, i want to see that movie but i ain't got no stitch.
2. That chick just wanted my stitch.
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When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.
When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.
Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.
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Twisting and turning the element of sound to forge the melodic invocations of the new face of Rock music, STITCH RIVET blasts away from the standards that define today’s hard rock scene. From captivating introduction to perplexingly climactic solos, the group introduces the listener to a plane of enlightenment comparative to no one else. Performances are no different. With energy levels peaking, horns and woofers blasting, and fans in a frenzy, STITCH RIVET becomes unstoppable.
Formed in March of 2006, the group consists of five members; Gene Booth, Chad (Wick) Hurlburt, Nathan Lewis, Tyler Halsey and Kevin Allen. Bands come and go, but one thing is for sure STITCH RIVET has made an impact on the rock scene in Kentucky. They have the potential to explode nationally with their debut album. Several of their songs on radio stations throughout Eastern Kentucky. Their original music has them performing at the best venues in Lexington such as A1A, The Cadillac Ranch and The Kentucky Theater.
Two of the many potential hits on the album,FRANKENSTEIN and DAY BY DAY have attracted the attention of SHOWHOUSE PRODUCTIONS LLC resulting the filming of two music videos. STITCH RIVET has also performed alongside national acts such as Drowning Pool, Bobaflex, Seven Mary Three and Nappy Roots.
The group was also included high on the roster of bands performing at the first annual Gateway Music Festival in September of 2007 and at the 2007 Poage Landing Days Festival in Ashland, Kentucky.
With blues, metal, and jazz as a basis for their influence, they compose their songs with simple complexity to give a warm depth to the creation. The short time the band has been together, the members have developed rapidly into a machine of music precision focused on timing, audience demographics, and good times.
I'm going to the Stitch Rivet concert this weekend!!!
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