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usually has dimples, plays basketball, and has a long ass dick
damn that boy stone fine as shit dude
if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....
oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....
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the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.
we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu
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A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high.
It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.
Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.
This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned.......
Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.
"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics
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(adv) purely, absolutely, completely, totally, ne plus ultra, pure or maximum case or instance of something
Stone dead. Stone crazy. Stone flaming bow-legged bitch.
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Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud)
community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40
dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack
this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so
worthwhile
that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have
everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly
pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking
in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic.
Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my
friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my
friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land
but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so
stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I
took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty
useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving.
So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)
I have only been stoned once, but it was way better than being high.
Derek and I got stoned off his bong and three grams of weed.
Stoned Can also mean to get rocks thrown at you by rioting villagers, but that
is way to violent for a stoner.
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