Student Congress

Student Congress, or StuCo, is like baseball, put simply it is EXTREMELY boring to watch, however it can be a lot of fun if you are good.

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart, most rounds last for hours, beware of noob fish that think they know something, trying to knock you off base with lame speeches that are essentially a regurgitated form of what the last semi-intelligent person just got done saying!!! And always, ALWAYS vote for unlimited personal privileges, and never vote for imbeciles to be your PO, or you will be POed.

Dude, Student Congress is a lot of fun at district and nats, but it is freaking ridiculous at Hallsville.

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Honors student

a student in school who apparently can't be inattentive, get good grades, and stay in honors level classes

On the contrary to what many may believe, I know several honors students who procrastinate, don't take notes, don't listen to what the teacher is teaching, and they still get the grades to stay in honors classes. I guess Mrs. Sullivan was wrong.

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career student

a full time 25 year old art student who still lives in college dorms.

***** is lives in dorms with 18 and 19 year olds, he needs to get a job, can't hide from the real world forever.

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student athlete

Those edgy kids in middle/high school who think they are the best.

You see that idiot who thinks he's the best at everything?
Yeah, that's a student athlete

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Honor Student

Often used in news reports to describe a career criminal who has gone to prison or died from gang violence or the police to make them seem more worthy of empathy.

Jamal was an honor student just turning his life around when he was killed last night while trespassing in his neighbor's house.

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students of the unusual

1) a cultured and educated person no longer satisfied with current teachings or the status quo. One who expects to continue learning throughout life and finds enjoyment in knowledge outside the mainstream.
2) the comic book series which deals with paranormal legends, mystical tattoos, and the eternal struggle between good and evil. www.studentsoftheunusual.com

One of the most celebrated students of the unusual, Sherlock Holmes pulled a rare book from his vast collection and found the forgotten formula he was looking for.

Her knowledge of forgotten legends made her a recognized expert among the students of the unusual.

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student bone

A college student who pays off their tuition by way of fucking.

He paid off his college tuition debt by giving the Dean his student bone.

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