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a person/place/thing that is disappointing or a failure.
That girl's glasses are taped together. Stump.
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The hottest, sexiest, cutest, and most lovable guy in Fall Out Boy. He sings the lead vocals for FOB, and also writes the music. Patrick has the HOTTEST sideburns I've ever seen, and is most often wearing a hat. Patrick is a great singer who has also done the back up vocals in a Gym Class Heroes song, Cupids Chokehold.
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An African American, usually male of older age, who sits on their porch during the mid to late evening hours, and harass the neighborhood. Also tend to be found in groups.
Stan: Yo, why we takin' the alley to the Quik-e-Mart?
Obi: Chill fool, those Stump Niggas be out disturbin' the peace!
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Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). I get orgasms from listening to him. Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. Except there's something about him that makes him unexplainably cute and adorable. I'd like to get in his pants.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
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US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.
"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
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A poop that, upon entering the toilet, sticks to the bowl and stands up straight, with approximately 2/3 of the log out of the water. This causes a horrendous odor. It is resistant to multiple flushes.
I think Brian tree stumped our toilet again. Someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn't smell like crap.
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The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
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