When one tall man holds a pocket pussy and slams it down onto another tall man’s penis
“Yo, dude, come to the court cuz I’m boutta SuperBowl slamdunk Brian’s cock”
“Ok bestie”
When a poop nuggets flies into a wang chung resulting in mass casualties of da bratwurst kind.
Jimmy was playing in da park when sum dood engaged into a superbowl snafu. It took 9 months of breast feeding to return him to his normal shelf.
A Prince concert with a football game in it for some reason
Superbowl XLI was a Prince Concert discuised as a football game