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To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.
Billy Bob: How ya doin
Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)
Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman
Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.
Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)
Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)
Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt
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A blunt of high-grade marijuana (I like to call it Chronic) laced with cocaine. It's a different feeling from a dirty considering you're smoking coke with really good herb so they call them "Supermans" since it's a lot better.
Yo let's get a eighter and an eightball and roll ourselves some supermans!
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When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
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expletive: This word normally used to express incredible happiness, or just has a severe case of ADHD
Hey John you just won $100 million bucks!
Superman!!!
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The worlds cheapest superhero, Anyone could make him up.
Superman never gets his ass kicked, o i crave a kryptonite bullet!
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just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.
thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.
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is a strong man with an even stronger dick
Me: oh im such a SUPERMAN
Victim: NOOOOO
Me: IM SUPER BIG DICK
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