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A hard stiff rag that a male routinely masterbates into
Dude Tina don't use that rag. That's my Suzie rag. Has my unborn babies in it
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Suzie McButt is a name applied to someone who has instegated a row of name-calling, and you have either forgotten a witty retort or you are drunk/stoned/stupid and can't remember one.
"Keep quiet, Captain Assclown..."
"You shaddup.... ..... Suzie.... McButt"
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A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.
Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!
Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!
Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
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Wrong.(verb ie-"to go...")(cockney rhyming slang)
Wrong. Unexpected reversal of fortunes.
A fuck up that unfolded rapidly, causing one to go "garrety"(cockney rhyming slang).
A West Ham away game.
Q:Wassamatta mate?
A: Aaaah!The job in Leyton looked like a proper earner, then some cunt went & nicked me drills! It's all gone suzywong(suzy). I went garrety!
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When a man with a dark handlebar mustache takes a splooge shot to the face and the white cum mixes with the mustache to appear like a suzy-q (the pastry).
Slight variation is when in the cold the cum freezes to the handlebar mustaches creating a frozen suzy-q.
Wyatt pulled out of Doc's mouth just in time to blow into his mustache and give the man a suzy-q.
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Japanese motorcycles, particularly Suzuki's.
Did you see that rice burner blow past us on that Suzi Q.
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Means nothing but sounds dirty. Used in conversation to make oneself sound more knowledgeable or more successful in bed than is actually true
"I got my first Lazy Suzy last night - holy hell!!"
"Whats a Lazy Suzy"
"You don't know what a lazy suzy is???"
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