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Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.
"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.
2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass
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When you do anal after a sweaty jog.
Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.
Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
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Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.
swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.
someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!
Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around
just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"