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A professional group of terrorists who specialize in:
A. Breaking and entering.
B. Theft
C. Assault
D. Murder
E. Terrorism
F. Using destructive weapons of war on unsuspecting families.
G. Sucking the dick of other cops.
The typical SWAT member acts out of a sense of responsibility to ruin the lives of their suspects and families, typically dressing in black ski masks (like all trust worthy people do) and have a fetish for controlling others. For a brief history of SWAT teams see Adolf Hitler, Nazi Germany, East German Stasi, Red Terror, and Chairman Mao.
Hey don't those SWAT team guys look like Fascists?
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a student ( or person in general ) who is very clever and very sharp. Always looking for the full mark.
John completed his assignment in 10 minutes, what an inky swat.
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an abbreviation for the phrase "Super Wet Asain Terrorists"
This is a team of horny wet asain men that will come through your bedroom window and rape the shit out of you. They will also take pictures, and post it all over your facebook to humiliate you.
Call 1-888-ASAIN today to get the SWAT team to come to you, or your enemies.
Mary: I can't believe John broke up with me D:
Jessica: He should pay..
Mary: I'll call SWAT Team to fuck the shit out of his ass.
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A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
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A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
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this is a nickname for a sexual position in which the man is on top in the missionary position. the woman then wraps her legs around the man's waist very tightly, followed by her arms around his upper body. The woman is then hanging mid-air during the intercourse and the sultan of swat is being performed.
That guy was very surprised by how loud I moaned when he gave me a sultan of swat
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The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo
Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.
This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.
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