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Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
most annoying fandom in the fandoms history
swifties are so miserable
Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.
the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum
Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons
Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off
When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty