side swiped

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming

Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.

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Nose Swipe

Brushing any finger along the nose when verbalizing "That's what she said" is impossible or unacceptable.

Krista says that a 12-inch pizza is simply too small. Instead of sounding a crude remark, her friends make a friendly gesture of a nose swipe to make a joke and maintain her honor.

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Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

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danger swipe

Continually swiping right on Tinder without even looking at the picture.

Just done a danger swipe and got 13 matches.

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swipe juice

baby gravy, the white sauce, jizz bombs, sperm, cum, or as NSLC puts it, "an energy drink".

"Yo my swipe juice flooded that basement"

"Yummy, that swipe juice always hits the spot"

"OMFM! They should sell this shit in stores. Swipe juice is so much better than vag fluid."

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swipe a sock

This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.

Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.

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swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.

I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.

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