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When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.
"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".
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An alcoholic drink consisting of Swiss Miss and Jack Daniels Whiskey.
"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."
"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"
"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
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When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.
"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)
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Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.
John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized
A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.
A drink consisting of 1 shot of white, 1 shot of spiced rum, 1/2 glass of green tea iced tea, and 1/2 glass of 7up. It tastes like a cream sickle, but with alcohol.
"Hey dude mix me up a swiss polly and let's party!"
penetrating an anus with your unusually long knuckle
perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?