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Somalian fraudster living off tap-ins and self-proclaimed verdicts on goals that hadn't in actual fact crossed over the goal line.
Thinks he is an LFC fan and runs a football twitter account with absolutely zero engagement.
Warra non tap-in goal for TAKI !
An itchy bald transsexual guy with enough dandruff to convince the midget below him it’s snowing
That damn taki is peeing on his mom
Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.
For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!
A very kind, remarkable and humble person. Sounds like music. Loves worms and is a worm.
"I don't want be on urban dictionary" - Taki
"The one who gets the box doesn't always get the prize" -Taki
I really hope you looked this up cuz of the chip brand..
"I really like Taki"
"What??"
"The chip brand"
"Oh, my bad"
Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.
The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!
"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"