She drinks a slushee, then she gives you a blowjob.
I hope she's enjoying those slushees, I can't wait to feel them are on my dick. The best cold tamale I'll ever get.
When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead
This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass
This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
An 18 year old douche who's white but thinks he's Puerto Rican. He also likes it in the butt but only by big black guys.
Noun; Performing the act of fellatio after intercourse during a menstral cycle, specifically, what you would call the blood covered penis.
His passion for her surpassed any taboo or thought of the mess, so when she was on her period, she would return the favor by cleaning his clot tamale with her throat.
a one dish meal originated by Bill for kayak trips to Gwaii Haanas. Everybody loves this dish. Six layers of goodness: polenta, black bean, spiced pork, corn, cheese, salsa. yipee kai yai yah!!!
tamale pie-o is a delicious one pan camp dinner
perhaps the wors-t team to ever touch the game “Critical Ops” as they have a pro igl named Dom. they have won a couple tournaments and lost 10x more. they rely on subs such as Damage, Tickle and others, they are not worth joining
Tamales eSports is a pro gaymer team