Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow from their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.

Look at that gay delt wearing frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday, he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.

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Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow of their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.

Look at that gay frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday , he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.

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Delta Tau Chi

bitch slap

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Sigma Tau Gamma

A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.

Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!

Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.

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Sigma Delta Tau

Stands for Slutty Daughter of the Torah

Frat Guy 1: "I saw that one girl who sucked my dick last night at hillel"
Frat Guy 2: "Well she is in Sigma Delta Tau"

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Sigma Delta Tau

Sluts, Dykes, and Titties

Frat Guy 1: I heard that one girl made out with another girl.
Frat Guy 2: Well she is in sigma delta tau

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alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

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