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A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
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When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
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Fun gossip among friends. Like spilling the tea - except.
Ready for some Teapot Fun? That was great Teapot Fun!
A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”
“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”
It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states
In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.
When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch
Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting