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a play on girls in which you
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
The Ted Mosby gets things going!
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Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".
Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!
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Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.
It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.
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Leader of the cybernetic rebellion of 2020. During this revolution he leads the last resistance of mankind and ends WWIII with a legion of the most elite warriors to ever exist. He is fear. The last hope of life as we know it. Born the fifth son of Chronos, god of time and life, Ted grew through battle and trial, cheating death many times. Through this he learns to bend time and space. Going so far back as 200 BC, and conquering most of Asia Minor and Aegea, he gains recognition as the greatest military commander of the known world. And some parts of space. He died in his home town of Archerion, in 2034, shortly after jumping on top of a nuclear explosion and saving the universe from certain doom.
R.I.P. Ted Lee 1863 BC - 2034 AD
Ted Lee is a one-man rapetrain.
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Theodore F. Stevens, referred to affectionately by Alaskans as "Uncle Ted", was a Republican U.S. Senator from the state of Alaska, serving from December 24th 1968, to January 3rd, 2009. He was formerly the longest serving Republican U.S. Senator in history, as well as currently being the most senior U.S. Senator to lose re-election. He is famous for his Series of Tubes quote, which brought him wide-spread ridicule on the Internet, namely the blogo-sphere. He was very successful in developing Alaska, with Alaskans nicknaming federal dollars brought to the state for it's development "Stevens money". He died on August 9th, 2010, in a plane crash that killed 5 and injured 4.
Ted Stevens said the Internet's a series of tubes.
He's Ted Stevens, he's always right.
Man nicked named the unabomber who was responsible for the death of 3 people between 1978 and 1995 who has recently become popular among internet users for his philosophy of modern technologies negative affects on society and the consequences of the industrial revolution.
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