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Test-Talk
Is when you are testing someone’s cool.
aggravating a person by talking a lot of trash.
Testing your luck by talking smart for no reason.
Ephraim: Hey man my rims look better than yours lol,
Big Enoch: Why you always tryna Test-Talk me homeboy?
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To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.
Friend1:Hey man cant you just wear those boxers?
Friend2:(sniff test)yeah i can get a couple more uses out of those
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An extremely hard math test given to students in Monta Vista High.
FUCK! I failed that kim test.
That azn kid got like a 100% on that kim test...pshhhh.
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The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
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Hell, fucking hell...
“We have to do the fucking pacer test today”
“I’m going to kill myself”
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A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.
It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.
You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.