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To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.
Friend1:Hey man cant you just wear those boxers?
Friend2:(sniff test)yeah i can get a couple more uses out of those
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An extremely hard math test given to students in Monta Vista High.
FUCK! I failed that kim test.
That azn kid got like a 100% on that kim test...pshhhh.
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The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
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Hell, fucking hell...
“We have to do the fucking pacer test today”
“I’m going to kill myself”
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A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.
It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.
You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.
A manufactured grievance a woman uses to test the mettle, competence and confidence of her mate. It is an intentional provocation accompanied by an implicit and subconscious desire that the man put his foot down, set reasonable boundaries and demonstrate that he will not be bullied, nagged, shamed or guilted into submission. Its purpose is to confirm for her that he is capable of doing what needs to be done to provide for and protect her and her children. The subconscious thought process is, "If he can't stand up to me, how will he be able to deal with the cavemen down the valley who keep us up all night revving their motorcycles, let alone help bring down a mastodon or fend off the sabre toothed tigers?"
The worst thing a man can do when his woman is shit testing him is assume the grievance is genuine and cave in to her. Despite her seeming demand that he submit, if he does, she will lose respect for him, and once she loses respect for him she will believe that she's with a man who is not worthy of her, which in turn makes her angry and resentful of him. She will then escalate the tests, each grievance becoming more and more outrageous and irrational in a desperate bid for him to finally draw a line and say, "this far, no further."
''I had to dump her because i was getting tired of the constant shit tests''
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