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When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.
We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller
When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.
Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana
Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”
John: “what the fuck”
A TEXAN SPAM FOLDER is the act of two people pressing their butt-cheeks together and one of them "pooping". The two people keep pressed together as long as they can, not allowing the feces to fall to the floor.
Melissa and Alex did a Texan Spam Folder on Minute To Win It last night!
when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.
I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.
When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.
Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well