When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner
I think I have thanksgiving pants
eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.
Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
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A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.
Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"
Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"
Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback
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The act of consuming a mouthful of mashed potatoes while pleasuring a male orally. The dinner concludes when the male climaxes, depositing his "gravy" into the potatoes which are then digested.
My aunt Martha invited me over to watch the parade, but I had a thanksgiving dinner to attend.
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When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.
I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.
"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
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A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.
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The result of binge-eating holiday food, much like what many people do on Thanksgiving Dinner.
Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.
Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!
"Arrghhhuhhhhhgrrrggg I'm dyinggggg..."
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."
"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."
"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."
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