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40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction
Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.
A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe
"What the Thanos!!!????"
Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
Thanos likes shiny rocks.... ALOT!!!
BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI
THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl
Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”
Thanos
Originally dubbed, The Mad Titan, in the Marvel Comics, Thanos is a titan who seeks only destruction. Thanos is very intelligent, and has only one goal: To annihilate half of all life in the universe. Thanos was originally introduced in the post-credits scenes of The Guardians Of The Galaxy movie series. His daughter, Gamora, is part of the guardians of the galaxy, and was murdered by Thanos himself in Avengers: Infinity War. At the end of Avengers:Infinity War, Thanos succeeds in his plan and traps half the universe in the soul dimension, using the Infinity Gauntlet (Crafted by Eitri on the planet Nidavellir), and the 6 stones that power it (Soul, Reality, Power, Mind, Space and Time), but one stone in particular, the Soul Stone, stands out for it's power to trap half the universe within a pocket-dimension. The Soul Stone was only ever used by Thanos, using the Infinity Gauntlet, and was never seen in any other movie. The Space stone was sealed within the Tesseract (Thor Ragnarok), the Mind stone was used in the creation of Vision (Avengers: Age of Ultron), the reality stone was in the Aether (Thor: Dark World), the Power Stone in The Orb (Guardians of The Galaxy) and the time stone in The Eye of Agamotto, possessed by Doctor Strange. Thanos is thicc and has a fat, juicy cock.
"THANOS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THICCC I WANNA RAM ANTMAN IN THERE SOOOOO HARDDDD
A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.
Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning
Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP