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Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
A synonym for waterboarding.
Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
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Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”
"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
When a 4000ft roll of high strength tensile wire comes unbound on the spool as you're trying to pull it out,
that's spa la la la. When you drop a box of toothpicks and they go everywhere, that's spa la la la.
Man you knocked over the entire cabinet in that pottery warehouse and shit went total spa la la la.
Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
Spas black is the best in the world
A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.
You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.
being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to
Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN