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Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

105๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


alice Nine

Alice Nine are a jrock / indie band, originally formed by Nao in 2004 the group have released countless albums sinse. The group is made up of, Shou, 25, on vocals, Nao, 26, on drums, Hiroto, 21, on guitar, Saga, 24, on guitar and Tora, 25, on bass. The band have hit music stores in Asia and America and have come top of the Asian charts countless times.

"Alice Nine are so hott! Hiroto is ubar kawaii!"

"Alice Nine is love, got to be one of the best band ever!!!"

by emirii-chan October 15, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wide-Nine

1) American football defensive line formation popularized by former Tennessee Titans and current Philadelphia Eagles coach Jim Washburn.

Formation requires defensive ends to line-up "wide" on the outside shoulder of offensive tackles. Ends also typically lineup in a three-point stance with heads curled to the ground.

This offers line a better angle for rushing the passer, but leaves the interior of the line vulnerable to the inside running game, especially if linebackers are inferior.

2) Rear-entry sexual position in which the recieving partner spreads his or her legs as far as possible, while crouching in a three-point stance, with their back slightly arched, and head curled to the ground.

Requires recieving partner to have great leg strength, and leaves both parnter subject to injury if performed on a non-sturdy surface, such as a water bed.

"The Philadelphia Eagles wide-nine formation has not been successful, due to the horrific play of their linebackers and safeties."

"If you want me to get into a wide-nine, get your ass on the floor. I almost pulled a hamstring trying that shit the last time. You need to get rid of that water bed, anyway."

by Editor, Fed Up Dictionary October 14, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nine Kornchid

The definition of sunshine in the human form. Whenever he smiles, the whole world lights up. The person who deserves all the best in the world. Besides, his eye smile is the most beautiful thing ever.

-Who do you think shines the brightest-the Sun or Nine Kornchid?

-Nine, of course.

by malye December 23, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


False nine

The false nine is a footballer who starts in the position of a striker - who in 1-11 numbers traditionally wears the number nine shirt. Rather than running forwards however, the false nine stays where he is or moves backwards; therefore playing a midfield role and fooling the opposition into thinking he's an attacking player.

Wrexham are using a false nine up-front - that's why they're winning.

by JesusJohn1 June 24, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


forty nining

Two dogs.
One guy.
And a reach around.

Man, I'm really in the mood for some forty nining, but I only have one dog.

by 49in' for days January 20, 2014