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A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.
When someone had a weak flirting game
Sean: What you up to man?
Josh: Just playing Q&A with Ella
San: Man, that's some vanilla flirts
Someone who is extremely bland during sex or not into anything kinky
BOY: Hey wanna use anything while we have sex
GIRL: EW NO THATS VERY WEIRD
BOY: Geez your acting super vanilla right now
A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.
All I want is a Vanilla relationship. Even though josh likes his kinks.
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The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.
Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??
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A white racist, homophobic, trump supporting person ,they are musty.
“Turnip 2020”🇱🇷
“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.
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