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October 4th is the national "give your BF a blowjob day"
Him: hey it's October 4th
Her: so what?
Him: it's national blowjob day.
her:oh okay do you want it now?
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the smartest man known to mankind, often being portrayed as a 9 yr old hood nigga
I stan Donquavious the 4th
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A metaphorical wall that characters in any media break by talking to the player, watcher, reader, etc.
Todd: Why do you love Deadpool so much?
Howard: Mostly because he always breaks the 4th Wall.
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The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!
Ruby - wait is it your birthday today
Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th
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Jack: hey dude what’s the date
Andrew: June 4th
Jack: no way happy national shrek day bro
Andrew: thanks you too
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Give a girl your hoodie day
Give a cute girl your hoodie and make her happy
“ It’s November 4th give lil shawty yo hoodie”
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It’s my birthday. No really it is.
It’s December 4th that’s Stephen’s birthday.
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