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A Top Secret Army Military Occupational Specialty Code also known as The Army shamurai. unLike most samuris, a 99 sierra is considered one of the most laziest peaices of shit on the planet. sierra's are very proficient in the art of "shamming" known only to the trade. Some 99 sierra's have been rumored to have shammed out of thier own training. It should be understood that you will never encounter one, they are quick, and very silent.
that 99 sierra was a shamuri master
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No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno
- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?
-Rule 99.
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A cold war era protest song by German singer Nena. Commonly misspelled by English speakers as 99 Luftballoons. The song topped the charts at No. 1 in Germany and No 2. in the us.
George: I love that song 99 Luftballoons.
Elaine: It's spelled 99 Luftballons. There's only one 'o' in it, George.
To herself: Dumbass.
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A firearm capable of decapitating an elephant with one shot.
Chuck Norris keeps a .99 caliber... INSIDE HIS REAL GUN.
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A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.
Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*
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A skill cape from Runescape, the online game, it may or may not be a sign of a girl that is a 'bitch' or 'bitchy' in nature, usually signified if the cape is 'untrimmed' or worn at all times for no reason whatsoever. It is just a trend that I've noticed throughout playing the game, that most of the girls that you'd consider 'shallow' have this '99 firemaking cape' since it is most likely the easiest to get and not all that time consuming if done correctly. Although, if the cape is 'trimmed' then if it was the FIRST cape that they got, the same effect should hold true.
person without 99fm - *shows definition to girl with 99 firemaking*
girl with 99 firemaking - EXCUSE ME?! i wear my UNTRIMMED FM CAPE 24/7
so smd
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An expression of joy, happiness and tranquility.Pronounced nintey nine nine it's used by Toyota Prius owners when their MPG indicators max out at 99.9 miles per gallon.
How are you doing today? I just got promoted and my asshole manager got fired so I'm 99/9.
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