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He's a very chill guy, he's nice to be around with and will act like a fool at times. He's very smooth with the ladies but when one has caught his eye he'll take interest in her. He's loyal, funny, and he's great at what he does period and he likes to play around a lot and at times can be very very goofy and just plain stupid.
"Well dang Alan nice so see you around man!!"
"Hey, there goes Alan!"
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A dear chap at college was always running late, always slightly unkempt, never had a pen and almost always had some toothpaste running down from the corner of his mouth. The white run of toothpaste down his face became known as an alan
urr excuse me mate, you've got a right alan down your face, you'd better wipe that!!
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1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.
Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.
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A fat prick who likes touching kids and making them wet by splashing water when he drives past them. He has no self control and is dumber than your uncle's neighbour. He likes to play brawl stars like he plays women. He stares at the mirror and looks like an ugly pigeon.
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The worst teacher someone could have. He is annoying and pushes you to your limits. He doesn't tolerate slackers and will not tolerate anyone saying "I can't." He is an absolute ass hole.
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The species known as Alan is a homosexual species that is also homophobic at the same time. If you encounter one of these creatures, steer clear from it, it will only insult you and make your mental health go down
Hey who invited Alan, that dude's a cunt
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a little bitch that likes a girl and is crazy about her but she fucking hates him in real life and is to scared to tell him he has a small dick
that girl said your such a alan
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