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Balanced Breakfast

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

by NegroV2 April 25, 2016

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balanced-diet

The practise of maintaining a life while also eating nutritiously.

While most would define a balanced-diet in terms of nutritional value, the correct definition relates to maintaining a balanced lifestyle which includes sleeping, partying and eating well.

Ahh I'd love to cook pork belly but i'm trying to maintain a balanced-diet, so I'm gonna go party instead.

by cloudedhaus March 15, 2018

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Balanced White Man

Balanced White Man is an Internet personality frequently found on Worldstar dispelling fallacious arguments and reconstructing long held, but ultimately false concepts.

Balanced White Man isn’t affiliated with any organization but has many ties with gang members, most notably: Truth, Scotty Toad, SomaliSomali.

Balanced White Man is recognizable due to his distinct Carl Jung avatar.

Balanced White Man is credited with coining the term Afropean which is a portmanteau of a person of African & European heritage.

Balanced White Man doesn’t tolerate ignorance.

by Balanced White Man November 23, 2019

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capital account balance

the net purchase of financial assets in a country by foreigners. Put another way, the capital account balance is the net influx of money from overseas investors. It includes net purchases of domestic financial assets by foreigners minus net purchases of foreign financial assets by domestic citizens.

The capital account balance over short periods of time (e.g., a fortnight) is extremely volatile; over a period of a year, however, it usually offsets the current account balance. For example, in all years since 1980, the USA has run a large-to-huge current account deficit, but in most years it has run a capital account surplus that is almost as big as the current account deficit.

The capital account balance often permits a huge trade deficit to persist over several decades without a significant fall in the exchange rate of a nation's currency.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

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losing my balance

Feeling some type of way for him/her

Yo bro. This girl got me losing my balance. I’d do anything for her

by GBizzle$ December 14, 2020


outstanding balance

An extreme example of ambiguity

If something is balanced assuming it is even and in harmony it should not even be outstanding balance though perhaps outstandingly even

by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009

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Balanced Bliss Bonding

A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.

It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.

This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.

"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"

"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."

"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."

by Garbage Goober October 28, 2023

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